Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Ain't Technology Grand?


Jenna McCormick for Writers Gone Wild

I apologize if this post is a bit manic, but I am running on caffine fumes and sheer force of will here! Holiday hangover, oy.

Happy New Year and may 2012 be the year of the wild writer! And happy release to me because my very first big six published novel, No Limits is now available from Kensington Aphrodisia!

*Throws confetti*

Yeah baby, I have been waiting for this for a LONG time. Well, not this book since it has been less than fifteen months since I wrote it but for the big news of a big sale on a new release. So, to celebrate I'm giving away a big prize to one winner of my No Limits blog tour! A Kindle Fire!

These babies are wicked cool and pure fun. It will handle all of your cloud storage entertainment needs. I bought one for my ten year old and steal it whenever I can. The picture is glorious and the fact that I can hold in my hand something that looks like it was beamed of the bridge of the starship Enterprise sets my little geek heart a flutter. I want one for myself but am holding out until they come out with an effective way to write with it.

Honestly, the way technology changes astounds me. My husband and I snicker over the clunky cell phones and monolithic type hard drives from eighties and early nineties movies. The music may have been bitchin' but being able to listen to it on an iPod is soooooo much better. Imagine watching something like the original Tron or Star Trek: The Motion Picture with obviously dated technology on a Kindle Fire, Nook or iPad. Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

And speaking of which, I'm going to share a pretty kick ass invention of my own. Designed by me, to enhance the future, well at least in the confines of No Limits.

Excerpt from No Limits by Jenna McCormick

Alison smiled. “Sure, a little history then. As you probably know, scores of corporate pleasure troves emerged when prostitution was legalized in 2059 after the advent of personal health shields. Most of those starter businesses were individuals or small groups, specifically geared toward male clientele. Prostitution is of course the oldest profession known to humanity, and with the safety screens preventing both transfer of disease and unwanted pregnancy, well, it was really just a matter of time until everyone wanted a piece of the action, so to speak.”

Gen nodded “From what I read, that time period was chaos—people misrepresenting themselves on online databases, moral objections, especially from women’s rights groups.”

Alison smiled. “Exactly so. What sets Illustra apart is the packaging. We abolished the skeeve associated with prostitution, the old style whorehouse concept, while still offering a taste of the forbidden. We were the first to make our database women-friendly by acquiring male therapists, who then agreed to give out free samples, keeping quality control of our roster. Our commitment to excellence is what sets us apart.”


Real history, make believe future history, plus my total germaphobia and Bam! We have a new society filled with well equipped randy people!

Stop on by my blog for the official schedule detailing all my stops on the No Limits blog tour and the official rules. Be sure to sign up for my newsletter. Plenty of chances to win copies of the book and a stellar new start for a new year.

Intergalactic Princess out.

26 comments:

Pippa Jay said...

I'd have one of those safety screens like a shot if it stopped me catching so many blasted colds! Congrats on the release. :)

Heather Cox said...

love the reference to the 80's tech! i just recently told someone i work with that they move slower than my commodore 64! (yeah i know, been on my way to hell for years now! lmao)

Maria said...

Congratulations on your new release! I just recently watched several of the Star Trek movies over the holidays and like you, I found myself laughing over the big cell phones (I had one of those big flip phones and thought it was cool at the time)and the clunky computers. Technology has come a long way really fast and I can't wait to see what the next "it" item is. Thanks for the excerpt from No Limits, it definitely sounds like a book I want to read!

Thanks for the giveaway too.

ringpop2010 at gmail dot com

Laurie A. Green said...

I just watched My Best Friend's Wedding over the weekend and LOLed at the massive cell phones they carried around, then remembered my very first cell phone (they were called mobile phones back then) was this big black box with a handle that weighed about five pounds and had a regular telephone handset on the top. And that was a HUGE advancement from the car phones with components that took up the entire trunk!

Back to 2012, and NO LIMITS is one of the first digital books I add to my shiny new KindleFire--which neither weighs five pounds nor takes up the entire trunk. Gotta love technology!

taterbug78 said...

I think your blog tour is going to be great! Good Luck and have fun with it. Looking forward to your next one (and your book!)

Kaye Manro said...

I totally love the idea of a protective screen to keep out any and all bad stuff! Great idea, Jenna.

Congrats on the release of No Limits. It's one of the books I can't wait to read!

Na said...

I would say writing your book is pretty hot-shot invention! It's less mind-boggling than some of today's gadgets and the good thing is all I required to "use" it are my eyes :)

Cambonified(at)yahoo(dot)com

Saranna DeWylde said...

Ooh... a Kindle Fire? You sneaky wench.

Congrats on your release. May it be the first of hundreds. ;)

Kaylea Cross said...

Major congrats on your big 6 release! We're all so proud of you :)

Jenna McCormick said...

Pippa Jay: Yes, I have an asthmatic kid and have become extra vigilant about the germs since he started preschool. Totally a geek mom fantasy but wouldn't it be nice?

Jenna McCormick said...

Heather, LOL, Commodore 64! It's been years since I even thought of that! Thanks for dropping by!

Jenna McCormick said...

Maria, yeah we can definitely tell the passage of time by the dated technology. Much better than counting the gray hairs on my head. Glad to have you with us!

Jenna McCormick said...

Laurie, oh, you have a Kindle Fire, huh? It is freaking awesome. I play bubble buster for hours. It's good for the creative process!

Jenna McCormick said...

Thanks, taterbug! Glad to have you on tour with me!

Jenna McCormick said...

Thanks so much Kaye! Looking forward to blogging with you next week!

Gail Hart said...

Really showing my age here - when I was in college, the computers were huge mainframes that used punch cards!

Megacongrats on your first Big 6 release. :-D

Jenna McCormick said...

Na, I hear that. I have been known to make technology go boom and start smoking. It's the creative energy, doesn't like the scientific distraction.

Jenna McCormick said...

Saranna, Yeah I totally am. Want to tour with us?

Jenna McCormick said...

Thank you so much Saranna, Kaylea and Gail, for all of your support. Feel free to join us on tour!

Catherine Lee said...

Looking forward to the tour.

Free samples, huh?

catherinelee100[at]gmail[dot]com
@capefearlibn

marybelle said...

Technology has exploded in the last decade or so. Got to love that. I grew up in a house with a massive old style telephone mounted on the wall. You had to be connected through a switchboard before your call went through. (The old duck listened to all the calls.)

marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com

lindseye said...

I love the new technology. My Droid is faster than my desktop most days though the small keyboard drives me nuts. Can't wait to read No Limits.
linze_e at hotmail.com

Sondrea said...

Jenna said: Real history, make believe future history, plus my total germaphobia and Bam! We have a new society filled with well equipped randy people!

Me: Still chuckling over that part. And count me as another fan of the 80's tech reference (and music) Congrats on the new release!

Marybelle - I don't remember seeing any of the switchboards you mention (other than seeing Lily Tomlin on TV...one ringy dingy...), but I well remember wall phones with loooong cords. And phones with rotating dials. My kids have never even seen those outside of TV or movies. LOL

Jeanette said...

Congratulations!!!

My favorite 'wow, technology has changed moment' was back when I was teaching and one of my students honestly couldn't conceive of the idea of each person not having his or her own phone.

Best of luck with the release and the tour :)

mcv said...

Good luck on your new release. Joining the blog tour a litlle late, but count me in.
mcv111 at hotmail(dot)com

Maria D. said...

I didn't realize I had signed in originally under the wrong id...lol

"Congratulations on your new release! I just recently watched several of the Star Trek movies over the holidays and like you, I found myself laughing over the big cell phones (I had one of those big flip phones and thought it was cool at the time)and the clunky computers. Technology has come a long way really fast and I can't wait to see what the next "it" item is. Thanks for the excerpt from No Limits, it definitely sounds like a book I want to read!

Thanks for the giveaway too.

ringpop2010 at gmail dot com"

is me too..lol

junegirl63 at gmail dot com

 

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