Friday, September 28, 2012
Posted by Anne Kane
Next time you’re having a romp with your lover, it might be funny to use one of these terms to refer to his man parts. I’ll let you decide which one or whether or not it’s appropriate!
Anaconda—for if you’re feeling like having hot Amazonian sex
Bag Pipe—for those of you having Scottish fantasies
Ba-donk-a-donk—For the moments you’re so moved , you start screaming in a country twang
Caped Crusader—to be used while having manic comic book sex
Fire hose—Do I hear sirens?
Frankfurter—has a nice Bronx kinda sound to it.
Handwarmer—Think hot chocolate, winter nights, and a blanket spread before the fire
His Majesty—in case you’ve seen those nude photos of Prince Harry in Vegas
Incredible Bulk—for the Marvel lovers in your life
Kaptain Kielbasa—may or may not be a Polish lover
Knee Knocker—has a Mother Goose-ish rhyme to it
Leader of the Sack—think biker dude in black leather
Magic Wand—Any JK Rowling fans out there?
Master of Ceremonies—Olympian sex
Night Stick—if you’re handcuffed with a man in uniform looming over you, this is the word you use
Nuke—has a gritty pyrotechnic sound
Optimus Prime—in case you had a girl-boner for robots that are able to speak kindly
Otis Deepthroatis—could be the Latin term
Pants Snake—got a turban and a flute?
Pimp Cane—used only in the darkest alleys in town
Quick-shot Sam—he’s a legend, don’t ya know?
Ring Stinger—for WWF-style sex
Salami—hot Italian sex
Sir Martin Wagstaff—oooh, you’re fucking someone titled?
Twizzler of Love—I love Twizzlers!
Uterus Unicorn—okay, this one cracks me the hell up!
Vaginal Explorer—for the adventurer setting out to find a new realm of pleasure
Weapon of Ass Destruction—for the moments you find yourself alone with a politician
Xcaliber—sex partners you find at the Renaissance Faire
Zipper Wookie—for the Star Wars addicts
I hope you got a chuckle out of that! Thanks for joining me, and thank you to Writers Gone Wild for hosting me today. Please leave a comment about your favorite word!
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